Monday, July 31, 2006

Booing Bonds

Well, traveled up Pittsburgh way Saturday afternoon to personally boo Barry Bonds as the Pirates hosted the Giants. And, well, so didn't about 38,000 other people. But, I'll get into that...

Anyway, arrived outside the tunnels in Pittsburgh around 5:00 p.m. and the tunnels were a little backed up. I was surprised by that...usually on a Saturday, it's not bad at all. And I couldn't imagine it was backed up due to Pirate traffic. But, we made it through the tunnels and there it was...it was Dollar Bank Jamboree Day. And Trisha Yearwood was playing in the park. Oh boy!

Well, we made it through all the Pittsburgh folks heading to the Jamboree and found a nice parking garage in the middle of town. And headed over to Primanti Brothers to eat...and, well, that's always an adventure. I was in awe of an old man sitting outside who was downing that sandwich like a pro. I, on the other hand, had some issues with mine. The 9 pounds of slaw they put on it was just a little much...

After eating, we headed down to the Jamboree for a few and got to hear a fiddle player. Yeah...great stuff. Headed over to the ballpark after about 2 minutes of fiddling. And, well, it was Sean Casey bobblehead night. So, Sean Casey bobbleheads for everyone...could things get any better? And the ballpark was packed. Sixth largest crowd in PNC park history. Pretty cool.

When Bonds came up to bat, there was some mixed reaction in our section. A lot of boos but some cheers too. Some moron a couple rows in front of us apparently loves Bonds...and so didnt't he people right in front of us...which made our boos even more hearty. Bonds got a hit his first time at bat and walked the second time. Not too satisfying. But his third at-bat. Strike out...score. And he struck out again on his fourth attempt. But the highlight of the night was Bonds swing and miss where he fell down after the whiff. He literally spun in circles until he fell. It was excellent.

At some point during Bonds last strikeout, I made eye contact with the Bonds fan in front of us and heckled a bit. I mean, what's the point if you can't heckle. The drunks in the section were trying to get a "Here We Go, Steelers" chant going. They were pretty annoying. But, it was all worth it because Bonds struck out twice. Oh, and the Pirates actually won the game. And, after Sunday, they swept the Giants which is pretty awesome.

Following the game, there were some fireworks from the Jamboree. Unfortunately (or fortunately), didn't get to hear Trisha Yearwood. On the way across Clemente Bridge to the car, the saxophone player was out and we gave him $10 to play Country Roads...and he threw in a "Let's Go Mountaineers" for free...and that received a mixed reaction...and some hand gestures.

And then, well, it was to the car and the exciting trip out of Pittsburgh...which, after some wrong turns became more of a hassle then it should have been. But, eventually, we got out and got back home. It was a fun trip...and no one got killed despite our best attempts. And Bonds struck out twice and the Pirates won. Sometimes things work out...

Saturday, July 29, 2006

NFL Must Be Close

Well, the NFL football season must be rapidly approaching considering the amount of Terrell Owens stories on ESPN. Over the past week, I have seen at least a half dozen T.O. profiles and stories on how Bill Parcells, aka The Tuna, is going to handle T.O. and how T.O. is ready to peform for the Cowboys. And, don't forget a quick story on Jerry Jones and the risk he took in bringing T.O. to Dallas. And T.O. wrote a book and we need to get Donovan McNabb's opinion on the book because, well, that's sporting news.

Nevermind all the other teams in the NFL preparing for football season. And forget the other acquisitions the Cowboys made in preparation for the 2006 season. It's all about T.O. and The Tuna. That's it. Someone at ESPN has a real...ummmm, infatuation with T.O. They devote way, way too much air time to him and Dallas. And, well, I'm about sick of it. I don't care about a receiver who wants to tear teams apart after a year and make fun of his former teammates. And whoever at ESPN that needs 5 minutes alone everytime T.O. says something funny needs to be fired.

Oh, yeah, there is one other story that ESPN covers...a little bit, and that's the Reggie Bush saga. Reggie Bush said he would sign with New Orleans before training camp and then he didn't. Then he threatened to sit out but he won't. It comes down to one thing: Vince Young beat him for the National Championship last year and that makes Bush feel bad. And now Young is going to make more money and that makes him feel real bad. Bush isn't going to make $58 million...look for something in the $54-56 range.

Anyway, back to ESPN's undying devotion to stupid stories...it makes me dislike the World Wide Leader more and more everyday. It's one thing to report news and do a piece like a T.O. story once in a while but the need to hammer it every single day is insane. One T.O. story during training camp makes sense...but one everyday is just wrong.

Lastly, don't even get me started on Berman and Joe Morgan doing the Cubs/Cardinals together...I almost threw my TV out the window. Is there anyone worse than Berman? His schtick is old. He spent the entire game defending Dusty Baker like they were long lost brothers. And everytime a Cubbie made a mistake, Berman would say "Must be Dusty's fault." Give me a break...cover the game. Cub fans have every right in the world to call for Baker's head. If you disagree, say it but don't spend the entire game chiding the Cub fans for wanting a manager change. I wanted an announcer change but I didn't harp on it.

Anyway, that's my anti-ESPN rant for the week...

Friday, July 28, 2006

The Big Dope

Okay...I didn't really comment on the Tour de France too much because I don't care a whole lot. If you think baseball is a dirty sport, you haven't watched cycling. But the story of Floyd Landis was pretty inspiring...a man overcoming a degenerative hip disorder to win the Tour and keep the championship in the United States. Of course, it pales in comparison to Lance Armstrong's seven championships. Anyway...

Yesterday the reports started that "someone" tested positive for performance enhancing drugs in the Tour. And, of course it didn't take lone before that "someone" was identified as Landis. Naturally, as if by instinct, Landis denies doping. And, well, I don't know if he did or not...I'm definitely not indicting him here. But, as far as the world is concerned, he's guilty no matter what Test B says.

Personally, I don't care all that much. I figure whatever Landis was doing, everyone else riding a bike in France was doing the same (call it Baseball/Steroid mentality). I don't think cycling will ever be cleaned up. Even with the suspensions passed down before the start of the Tour, the temptation to cheat is too high. Additionally, several of the "supplements" these guys are using can't really be tested for.

If Landis is stripped of his championship, there is no assurance the second place guy wasn't just as dirty. And third and so on. Cycling is just a dirty, dirty sport and it's going to take a long time before anyone looks at it any differently.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

The WV Confidential Quiz; Stem Cell Research

Alright, I'm going to take the quiz that was recently posted on wvconfidential.com regarding the President's recent veto a bill that would have permitted federal funding for embryonic stem cell research. Bush promised to veto the legislation and did so and Congress did not have the votes to override the veto. Anyway, here's the quiz:

1. What is the age that embryonic stem cells are harvested? Ummm...well, very very young I would say. Pre-zero?
2. What is the Hinxton Group? A group that has developed a guideline of legal and ethical concerns for embryonic stem cell research.
3. How many of the current 206 government-funded stem cell projects currently use human embyronic stem cells? That would probably be Zero.
4. What two states currently fund stem cell research? California and New Jersey
5. Am I wearing pants? Ummmm...knowing you, probably not.

Okay...now that I have completed the quiz, I will tackle this highly controversial topic. And, I'll try to keep it very brief. First, There is zero evidence that Embryonic Stem Cell (ESC) Research will provide any benefit whatsoever. Words like "could" and "potential" and "luck" sound good but they don't cure a disease. There is potential that I will win $1 million tomorrow and retire. And I could get hit by a bus on my way out the door today. I'm not sure what luck means. But, let me make that point again: There is zero evidence that ESC Research will provide any benefit whatsoever. There hasn't even been a trial yet with Adult Stem Cells to point to as possible success.

Second, Josephine Quintavalle, of Comment on Reproductive Ethics, has stated that the use of adult stem cells (ASC) from sources such as umbilical cord blood had consistently produced more promising results than the use of embryonic stem cells. Dumping money into ESC research will draw money away from ASC and umbilical cord research. At least that's the argument.

Third, and really this probably should be first, the Pro-Life movement is concerned about the use of embroyos because that is a human life...and therapeutic cloning could lead to reproductive cloning...yada, yada, yada...abortion.

With all that said I will give you my shocking conclusion after the break...stay tuned...

I am actually in favor of limited Embryonic Stem Cell Research as long as it is closely monitored and regulated. Once again, there is no evidence that ESC research will yield the miracle cures that have been promised but it is definitely worth the research to see. Perhaps it will be a failure but as long as abortion is legal and humans aren't be cloned, restrictions should be loosened.

I understand people standing up for their convictions and some people believe that this research is wrong. But the potential (and I knocked that word earlier) that the research could create a better life for so many people make it worth it. So, that's my shocking stance on Embryonic Stem Cell Research. Just don't ever ask me about it again...

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Fantasy Football Crackdown; Where Has Harold Reynolds Gone?

It is the policy of our office to use filters to block access of the employees to sites we deem inappropriate. Included in those filters are gaming sites, which include fantasy sports leagues. Well, somehow ESPN's fantasy football league slipped past our firewall folks and was available last month. And, of course, some of our employees discovered that hole and invited several of our employees to join him in a Fantasy Football League. And this wasn't just a normal invitation...we're talking 9 paragraphs of information on this Fantasy League. It probably took him at least 2 hours to type. Here are some highlights:

"Please accept this year's invitation to participate in everyone's favorite fall and winter pastime. No, not billing hours."

"This year, it's looking as if we'll be able to move to ESPN's fantasy football site. Again, it's a FREE platform, so we don't have to waste prize money on setting the league up."

"Last year, we had $240 in the pot. I'd like to bump that up a little so it's my intention to increase the cost to play this season a mere $5. Thus, the entry fee will be $25"

"Finally, our draft ... one of the most enjoyable parts of the league. Last year we had a great draft with about 75% of the GM's attending in-person. Having everyone there is what makes the draft so enjoyable so I'm really hoping we get a similar -- or better - turnout this year." "... Once we conduct the draft, snake-style (for example, teams pick 1-10 in round 1 and 10-1 in round 2, etc), I'll enter the results off-line in the days following the draft. Again, the draft is a great time, but we need good attendance to make it that way, so short of a trial or court order, I'm hoping to see everyone there. That's why I give this much notice boys and girls."

So, you can see he's put some thought into it. The whole e-mail is way too long to post. Anyway, someone was kind enough to forward the e-mail to me (I wasn't privvy to the original being a nasty IT enforcer). Naturally, I went in and blocked the ESPN Fantasy Football site immediately upon receipt of the e-mail. I don't believe anyone has noticed yet. The draft isn't until August 30th and I expect some fireworks around the second week of the month as people go to login to review rules, etc. The guy who sent the e-mail will probably freak out. But, as I said in the first paragraph, it is the policy of the office not to open gaming sites so there could be an IT showdown in August. I'll keep you informed when it hits the fan.

In other news, Harold Reynolds was canned from ESPN last night. I can't say Reynolds was necessarily my favorite ESPN analyst but I always enjoyed his insight on Baseball Tonight. ESPN hasn't given a reason yet for firing Reynolds but I am pretty shocked by it. I never heard him say another too controversial and I never thought he was a bad guy off-camera. Rumor has it that he might have eaten one of John Kruk's donuts but that couldn't be confirmed. Regardless, the reason must be pretty interesting.

Oh, and beginning sometime, maybe next week, I'll give my rundown of Big East football...starting at the bottom (hello Cincy, UConn) and working to the top (WVU? Louisville? PITT? No, not Pitt). So, I guess be looking for that because, as you know, it will be off-the-hook.

Monday, July 24, 2006

It's Like Saturday Football...Only Not Saturday

Alright, Mountaineer football is a just a short 5 weeks away and I guess it's time to start finding things to complain about. So, my first complaint of the new football season: Weeknight Games.

The Mountaineers play 12 games this year (11 if you don't count Eastern Washington...10 if you don't count Marshall). And 4 of those games fall on days other than Saturday. And I really, really dislike that. The first would be Maryland on Thursday, September 14. By all accounts, WVU's biggest out-of-conference foe. And, well, it's on a Thursday night. You know what a bummer that is for the hardcore tailgaters who have to go to work on Friday? And it makes it difficult for many people who drive up from Huntington or Charleston to make the trip.

The next is UConn on a Friday. I can forgive that one because most Mountaineer fans aren't going to travel to UConn and, well, Friday night won't take away too much from gamenight festivities. But Louisville on a Thursday night? Away? Come on, folks. You know how many rabid Mountaineer fans want to make that trip? I know of a lot of people who want to go to the game but can't because, once again, a Thursday night. They would have to take Thursday off work to make the trip and Friday off because, well, you're not getting back from Louisville following the Game of the Big East. I still plan to go...but, the Thursday night thing makes it more difficult.

And, lastly, at Pittsburgh on a Thursday night. Unacceptable. If it were another Thanksgiving game, I'd look the other way...but, no. It's on November 16th. Why? A ton of Mountaineer fans fill Heinz Field for the Pitt/WVU game...maybe that's why it's on a weeknight (those Pitt fans getting mighty embarrassed when the "Eat Shitake Mushrooms Pitt" chant gets loud at their stadium.) And why are there two more games after the Pitt game? Who's making the freakin' schedule? And why didn't they consult me?

I know what the reason for the weeknight games are: Television. And, yeah, exposure is nice. But college football should be on Saturday. And West Virginia shouldn't have to play 4 weeknight football games. I could forgive 1 or 2, especially away games. Hopefully this will be the last year where a third of our games occur on days other than Saturday. Predictions for the season are still forthcoming. I'm still nervous on a pick (or 3).

Tiger = Great; A-Rod = Not So Much

First, Tiger gave me a bit of a scare on Saturday. He definitely wasn't playing his best golf and barely took a lead into Sunday (thanks to a birdie on the 18th). But, as it has been shown so many times before, if Tiger leads going into the 4th round, just hand him the trophy. Tiger was remarkable on Sunday at the British Open. Sergio collapsed under the pressure (which was expected) and, outside of Chris DiMarco, no one was in serious contention. So, Tiger has now won 11 majors and trails only the great Jack. And Tiger is 22 months younger than Jack was when he won his 11th. Can Tiger win 18? It looks pretty likely...

On the flip side of greatness sits Alex Rodriguez. But only for a week. One really, really bad week. 5 errors in 5 games. 4 strikeouts in one game. 0-8 in the last two games. Alex, what has happened to you? Most big league players will fight slumps at the plate...it happens often actually. But the fielding is what really has me concerned. He is overthinking every throw...every ball hit his was raises the anxiety of every Yankees fan.

A-Rod won the AL MVP last year and those skills don't erode overnight but you have to wonder whether Alex can bounce back quickly considering New York fans are going to boo him relentlessly no matter what he does for the next several weeks. I don't think trading him is an option (how can you trade A-Rod? Seriously?). I think he needs to take it one game at a time and get his mind straight...and then, hopefully, the fans will feel sorry for him and cut him a break. It happens all the time in sports...look at Bonds. Evil, good, evil, good...it's a cycle. Hopefully A-Rod's horrendous play is a cycle as well.

And, while A-Rod struggles, the Sox pull away by a couple games again. I've said it before and I'll say it again: It's amazing the Yankees are even close considering the injuries the Yankees have had this season. But, they need A-Rod to step up and they need some big wins down the stretch to assure their spot in the playoffs.

Friday, July 21, 2006

Some Random Things

I think I've made my stand on the Israel subject pretty clear...I refer back to my plan of action earlier in which Israel wipes out Lebanon and then plays a hand in the rebuilding. I really believe that would be the best move to try to build some goodwill in the region following their continued assault on Hezbollah in southern Lebanon. Israel has every right to defend itself but it must help in the resurrection of the unstable Lebanon.

Anyway, in other news, Tiger is playing Tiger-like out at Royal Liverpool with a dominating 12-under score through two rounds in the British Open. Of course, it's not over by any means but it sure appears Tiger has the course's number. The one thing I really don't like about the British Open is the TV schedule here in the States (shouldn't everything revolve around MY schedule?). But, I caught some of it this morning and, well, it definitely doesn't look like the British Open. The grass is pretty dead (hot, no rain) and the wind that makes the British Open so crazy is non-existent. But, looks like good golf and I can't wait to see what happens over the weekend.

Barry Bonds wasn't indicted...yet. The grand jury will continue to look at tax-evasion and perjury charges. But, Bonds survives another day and gets another homerun. You could almost hear Bud Selig's heartbreak. Does anyone really want Bonds to break Hank Aaron's record at this point? You know Selig doesn't...he's made that rather clear. But, without an injury or some jail time it looks inevitable.

Lastly, for this morning, The Onion had a terrific satirical article entitled: PNC Park Threatens To Leave Pittsburgh Unless Better Team Is Built. I somehow believe this may actually be true. If I were PNC, I would want to leave too. And, once again, for those disgruntled Pirate fans out there, visit http://www.iratefans.com/ and let your frustration be know.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Watch Them Turn...

Didn't take long before the media (and the world) turned on Israel. Russia and Spain are the two latest countries to condemn Israel's actions (and, if Russia talks you should listen...look at all the good work they're doing in Chechnya). And, of course, the American media continues to talk about the poor Lebanese (which I agree with, to some extent) and the poor Palestinians (yeah, right) and these poor freedom fighters (B.S.).

I go back to my prior analogy: If militants in Mexico, independent of the Mexican government, were shooting rockets into Texas and the Mexican government refused to act (and may even support the action), the US would take military action to remove those militants and to assure they would not return to such actions. That is what Israel is doing. How can you condemn Israel for protecting its citizens from attack?

And, this isn't a one-time thing. How many attacks go unreported EVERYDAY?! Israel has withstood far more than any country should be expected to endure without reprisal. If there is shock, it should be at Israel's continuing restraint over these many years. How many times must Lebanon be told to remove the Hezbollah militants from the border? How many times can the UN threaten Hezbollah and Hamas? And what do those threats mean without eventual enforcement? As with Iraq, the UN talks a tough game but has no spine when it comes to action.

Israel must protect its citizens. Their willingness to compromise in the late-90s was met with yet more aggressive tactics by these terrorists as they saw a willingness to compromise as weakness. This is why Israel (and the United States) cannot compromise with terrorists around the world. You cannot reach peace with a people whose only purpose is the destruction of your country and your way of life. There is no middle ground between survival and destruction.

For the US media and for any American to condemn Israel for their actions is a condemnation of the Western way of life. Israel has the right to exist and the right to protect its borders. Just as the United States has the right to exist and to protect our borders and protect our way of life from outside influence. We must stand united against terrorism and if that means we alienate the UN and Russia, Spain, etc., then we must be prepared to do that. Any alternative will eventually have a higher price.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

It's Like a Heatwave...

...burning in my heart. Something's got me amazed. Don't know what to do. My head's in a haze.

Sorry...a little Martha & The Vandellas flashback for you all there. Man, the US is in a heatwave that could reach the crisis point before it is over (as if we haven't had enough to worry about). So, the question is: Can the US (and North American) power grid hold up under the intense pressure? The recent heat pushed power consumption to record levels in some states and calls went out for electricity conservation.

The sweltering heat may have caused a power outage in a New York subway, stranding commuters for 2 1/2 hours. It may have also caused a train derailment in Lincoln County, Oklahoma. On Saturday, a 3-year-old boy died in South Bend, Indiana after locking himself in a car in the 90-degree weather. And the mercury is set to soar today which may trigger massive thunderstorms this evening.

I'm not going to use this as a forum for normal climate flunctuation vs. global warming...not now anyway. But, I do know it's really hot and, if your smart, you'll stay out of it. But, remember, conserve some electricity because you don't want a rolling blackout to hit your area when it's 100+ outside.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Time to Take On Iran?

Iran has been blamed for assisting in the sinking an Israeli ship. It is well-known that Iran supports Hamas and Hezbollah militants. It is believed that Iran is supporting the militants in Iraq that are preventing peace from taking hold there. Iran is defying the UN and the world but continuing their nuclear ambitions. Iran has called for the destruction of Israel. Iran is trying to change the world game singlehandedly. So, it begs the question: Is it time to rid ourselves of the Iran problem?

Israel can't take care of Iran. It's too far away for them. The planes can't make it there and back without stopping and they definitely can't get ground troops there. If Israel is going to take on Iran, it must have US help. And, chances are, it would be a bilateral move...US and Israel vs. Iran. And the rest of the world condemning the acts of agression.

But, look at the positives if the US were to take actions in Iran similar to what Israel is doing in Lebanon. First, we could set back Iran's nuclear program 20 years, at a minimum. That would be a huge relief to the region. A nuclear Iran is a threat to the Middle East and the world. Why wait until it is too late?

Second, hard strikes against Iran could actually work to stabilize the region. Many militants would have to run back to Iran to defend the country and that could potentially stabilize Iraq and Lebanon. Also, with strikes, Iran would have to maintain their funds internally which would end their ability to support Hamas and Hezbollah.

Third, it would probably destabilize the Iranian government. Really...is there any worse regime that could take hold in Iran than the one that is currently there? Ahmadinejad has proven to be difficult to work with and very unpredictable. At times, he appears to be reaching out to the West in hopes of reestablishing relationships. But at the other times, he has alienated his country even more from the rest of the world...and his relentless pursuit of nuclear weapons will keep Iran isolated for many years to come.

Iran is obviously seeing this growing conflict as a threat to their own stability as evidenced by a recent statement by the Iranian Foreign Minister saying Monday that a cease-fire and an exchange of prisoners would be acceptable and fair in the Israeli-Lebanese conflict. This is the first solution presented by the Iranian government that didn't include a threat. Perhaps they see the opening the world has been presented in ridding itself of the Iranian problem. Israel's actions may have greater purpose than just the removal of terrorists from Lebanon. It could rid the entire Middle East before they are done.

World War III?

First of all, let me start out by staying the comment from Davis absolutely made my day. I'm not necessarily in favor of nuking them all but the Taco Bell in Gaza gave me another solution. We, here in America, have an issue with illegal immigrants from Mexico. Most Americans would like to get rid of them. Here is an idea: Gather up the illegals and ship them to Lebanon where they would occupy the southern 20-30 miles of that country. They could establish a culture of tacos there. They would provide the buffer between the countries and if Hezbollah would like to fire rockets into the illegals territory, go for it because they obviously deserve no better (according to a majority of Americans).

With that said, let's get to my real post today. Are we currently in World War III? Glenn Beck has been saying it for a week now. Newt Gingrich stepped up and said it. It's going to become a mantra of the right...or the left, or somebody. But, are we truly in World War III? I'm not willing to say yes yet and here is why:
  1. I have hope. War is in somewhat isolated areas and, outside of Iraq, American forces aren't fighting in a war. Obviously, if it's going to be a World War, America is going to be right in the middle of it.
  2. There's still hope of keeping Israel/Lebanon isolated. Despite Israel's repeated threats to Syria and Iran, there hasn't been any action made that will bring those nations into the fighting.
  3. Several countries are offering peace keeping forces for Israel (Russia, Britain -- UN folks). There doesn't seem to be a split in the world powers (yet) that will turn this into a major conflict.
  4. Even is Iran and Syria are pulled in, they don't have the militaries to create havoc throughout the world. Several countries might abstain from getting involved in Iran is pulled in (i.e., Russia, China), but they wouldn't support the Iranian cause any more than the Israeli cause.
  5. Ann Coulter hasn't said we're in World War III yet.

Anyway, I still hold out hope that Israel will isolate their actions to Lebanon and, when they are done with Lebanon, will help stabilize that government (which is pro-western). If Israel has greater ambitions, such as the destruction of Iran and Syria as regional threats, things will get dramatically worse for everyone. But, for today, I remain optimistic.

Oh, yeah, I know I'm away from the sports a bit lately but that's only because it's quite boring. I hate the ESPYs and didn't watch. The Pirates still, and will continue, to suck. The Yankees are closing in on the Sox (no surprise there). And people keep wrecking in NASCAR. And, that's the update for today.

Oh, and if you want to read something stupid, check out these two articles about CBS:

For that last one, I watch the news for the news...not to hear solutions from Katie Couric. Give me a break...idiots.

EDIT: For anyone who thinks we shouldn't back Israel, read what Der Slickmeister said about Israel back in 2002: Clinton says he would have died for Israel. It has been US policy to stand by Israel since its founding...despite the party in power. (Not to say I've really heard anyone recommend bailing on Israel...I just thought this showed US support for Israel.)

Saturday, July 15, 2006

If I Were Israel

If I were Israel, here is what I would do: I would extend an offer to Lebanon that basically says "If you allow us, we will come into your country, remove all Hezbollah terrorists and then assist you in rebuilding your infrastructure as long as you agree not to allow the terrorists back in."

There seems to be some support in Lebanon for the current mission that Israel has undertaken. Many in Lebanon are scared of Hezbollah and the armed militants and would like to see them removed. Israel has the power to do that and then assist the Lebanese government in stabalizing the country and keep terrorists groups out by providing military protection of Lebanon's border.

If Israel extended such an offer, that would put Lebanon in a checkmate position with two really tough choices. They could accept Israel's offer for the betterment of the country but they would alienate themselves from Iran and Syria. But, the country would prosper eventually from stability and world support. Hezbollah would be gone and the citizens of Lebanon would be much safer.

Or they could reject the offer which will lead to the destruction of their country. Let's face it, Lebanon was barely hanging on to begin with...they are going to be left in total chaos after this. The country could find itself back in another civil war when Israeli strikes are done and I don't see Iran or Syria really helping fix it. The world won't want to be involved because it's only Lebanon. Israel will back one faction, Iran/Syria will back another and the country will suffer for the next 20 years.

Either way, if Israel were to make sure an offer, it would look good to the world. There is some rumor out there that the Lebanese government knew the attacks were coming and actually supported them because of their fear of Hezbollah and their hope to remove the terrorists from the country. If Israel can work an agreement with the Lebanese government similar to the one I outlined, the region and the world would benefit. A stable Lebanon makes everyone a winner (except Syria and Iran).

Friday, July 14, 2006

Rocky VI

All the Middle East talk kinda depressed me a little. It seems like it's going to be one of those topics that won't go away...but, since I'm depressed anyway, it seems like a good day to talk about Rocky VI.

Rocky is back to face a young generation after a computer fight shows he would beat the current champion. Or at least that is what it looks like from the trailer. It looks pretty sad. Rocky (Stallone) looks old...I mean, the man must be pushing 60. In real life, he'd probably fall apart walking to the ring. I mean, didn't he suffer serious damage against the Hulkster? Mr. T? The Russian?

It's not going to be good I'm afraid. I just can't imagine someone thinking a Rocky VI was necessary. I'm not sure Rocky V was necessary. But, if you don't believe me, look at the trailer for yourself. It's...well...just look at it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsfC-PGysEQ

Plenty of Blame

There is a lot of blame to go around for the recent implosion of the Middle East around Israel. Even some can come the United States way for failing to continue implementing change in Israel and working with the Palestinians. But most falls squarely on the shoulders of Lebanon, Syria and Iran for continuing to support terrorists activities by Hamas and Hezbollah.

Lebanon has continued to house and support Hezbollah despite repeated calls by Israel and the United States to secure their southern border and disarm Hezbollah. Can you imagine the reaction the US would have is Mexicans were constantly firing rockets across the border at Texans and the Mexican government would do nothing to stop this? The US would stop it with military action, if needed. And that is what Israel is doing now. Once again, Israel has a right to defend its borders.

However, the scale to which Israel is going to defend north Israel may be over the top. The destruction of the infrastructure in Lebanon could destabilize the country and lead to another civil war. Lebanon's last civil war just ended in 1990 and the country was just now beginning to stabilize and welcome back business. The actions of Israel threatens to reopen old wounds and cause yet another war between those who support Hezbollah and those who see Hezbollah as the stubbling block between Lebanon and progress.

There is no doubt that Hezbollah is a terrorist organization. They have gained support through opening schools, hospitals and other social services in Lebanon, in addition to their support of the Palestinians. However, Hezbollah has been responsible for, or has support, several terrorists bombings in Lebanon and Israel and has repeatedly attacked Israel with rockets from southern Lebanon.

Both Syria and Iran have provided training and support to Hezbollah. Syria denies providing Hezbollah with weapons but there is little doubt. Syria remains the wild card in the conflict, as any attack on Syria would be treated as an attack on Iran which would throw the entire Middle East into conflict.

The UN is powerless in this battle as the UN has a history of anti-Israeli edicts that have made the world body useless where Israel is involved. Obviously Israel has never cared about world opinion when making decisions to protect itself against the Arab world. I go back to my second paragraph in stating that Israel has a right, and duty, to protect its citizens against outside forces.

The United States has asked Israel to show restraint but will not condemn the country for protecting its borders. The US must continue to pressure Israel not to attack Syria and to make the operations into Lebanon as short as possible. But with Hezbollah continuing to attack deeper into Israel, restraint may be a thing of the past. The US can only hope to contain the damage to Lebanon only. All Middle Eastern countries need to, and must, pressure Iran to stay out of the conflict. Iran can talk tough but at the first sign of action, there is no doubt the Israeli Air Force would love to attack potential nuclear sites in Iran. And that, folks, would lead to a fullscale conflict as I said earlier today.

It is an amazing puzzle in the Middle East. The fact that it has seemed to be making progress over the past several years is baffling. But today, I think we are seeing that no progress has been made. The unresolved issues were just bubbling beneath the surface and now it has finally bubbled over. The question now is whether anyone can turn down the heat. If not, it's going to be a long, hot summer in the Middle East. And, when all is done, only sand may be left...

World in Chaos

I'm not sure how much attention everyone is paying to what is going on around the world but I know I am despite how much I would just prefer to ignore it. I'm a rather optimistic person despite my disdain for everything...but, world events has me nervous. Of course, there is hope...but things look bleak in the Middle East. And things could devolve quickly...I'm going to give you a worst case scenario...

Israel ratchets up its attempt to gain security from terrorists. If that attempt includes any attack on the country of Syria, Iran has promised to get involved. Even a stray rocket landing in Syria could trigger a castrophic event. If Iran gets involved, the US could be in direct military conflict with Iran, Syria and Lebanon since we are in Iraq. Israel would have no problem in flying into Iran and bombing that country which would bring censure from many of the world countries. That would leave the US and Israel alone because it would be doubtful that any other country would enter the Middle East conflict on the side of Israel (or Iran).

If we get stuck in a war in the Middle East (outside of Iraq), US forces will be very thin. I'm talking very, very thin. If that is the case, we could be looking at the worst case: draft. Once again, this is a longshot but that potential is out there. Additionally, if there is armed conflict that involves Iran, oil prices will definitely climb beyond $100.00 per barrel which will send gas prices over $4.00. It's a real possibility...remote, but real.

It's a very tough situation. The US has very little leverage at the moment in the Middle East. They can pressure Israel for restraint but the fact is that Lebanon has refused to secure the Israeli border and Israel has a right to defend that border from attack. The US can pressure Syria to reign in Hezbollah but there are real questions as to whether Syria can actually put a stop to the attacks. Lebanon has neither the will nor the capacity to secure the border so it doesn't matter what they try to do. The US has no hand with Iran...just look at the nuclear program.

Of course, this is worst case. Best case would be for Israel to continue its raids for the next few days and clear out the border area between Israel and Lebanon. At which time, they would retreat back into their borders and then assist Gaza in restoring power and food (which they currently have destroyed). A US or UN brokered cease-fire would ensue and an uneasy stability would return to the region. Israel would have sent their message and Lebanon would step up to the plate in an attempt to reign in the terrorits that currently occupy their country.

I won't even throw in Iran's other issues or North Korea into this mess. But, needless to say, times are unsteady and I'm not sure Americans realize how close we are to an all-out conflict that could cost us many, many lives. It is a scary situation and people need to pay attention. It's not beyond hope yet but it is enough to be nervous about. I'm cautiously hopeful that the US won't be dragged into a full-scale war in the Middle East...but that hope is waning.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Let's See...

Well, I had to leave for Charleston Tuesday morning and worked down there through Wednesday afternoon. I was in the Charleston office until midnight on Tuesday night so I completely missed the All Star Game...which is a bummer. I guess the NL blew it...what a shock there. Anyway, Wednesday as I was driving back I hit a downpour and it was just great. Yeah...great. People wrecking, sliding off the road...trucks going 102 miles per hour because they weight 18 tons.

So, that was my last couple days. Today, I'm trying to catch up again. So, for the record, I have been in my office 1 day over the last 2 weeks so you can imagine how much crap is laying around for me to do here. And, well, I'm updating this so you can see I'm right on top of it.

There is a report that Barry Bonds might be indicted within a week or so. Now, I'm not sure what MLB will do if he is indicted. Do you suspend him indefinitely? Do you turn a blind eye? I really don't know. I do know that I have Pirates tickets for July 29th when Pittsburgh plays the Giants. I only bought them because I wanted to personally boo at Barry Bonds. And now, well, that's up in the air.

But, that's about it for now. Football season is rapidly approaching and as soon as I am able, I will give my 2006 predictions for the Mountaineers. Undefeated? I'm not sure yet...let me think about it.

Friday, July 07, 2006

Always Sunny...

I broke down and bought into the hype and commercials and watched two episodes of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" last night. Perhaps one of the more offensive shows on television (that's not a cartoon) that I have seen in a while. And it was funny. I'm not sure that the Seinfeld comparisons they were trying to draw in their commercials is necessarily accurate but it was good nonetheless. Definitely a show worth watching again...you might want to check it out but, remember, it's not always in the best taste.

A couple more games and we'll be in the All Star break and we have some really great pennant races ahead. The Yankees/Red Sox will be battling for the AL East and it is likely that the loser won't make the playoffs because of ChiSox and Detroit. Aside from the NL West, everything in the National League is up for grabs. 4 teams could win the NL Central and all 5 all still in in the running for the NL West. That's pretty amazing.

In what will go down as another epic battle, Pittsburgh and Kansas City is fighting for the worst record in Major League Baseball. Pittsburgh is currently winning that battle with a 29-58 record and Kansas City has a 30-54. Both are fighting for 100 loss seasons...and I think Pittsburgh will get the title "Worst in Baseball" before all is done. But, both teams deserve a big pat on the back...CONGRATULATIONS ROYALS AND PIRATES!!!

Thursday, July 06, 2006

The Office

Well, I'm a little late watching it but NBC's "The Office" is my new favorite sitcom. I bought the first season DVD the other day and it is just terrific. Like "Office Space," the show remains me more of my work than it should...seriously. It is just a great show...

Anyway, both World Cup soccer matches were excellent this week and I think Italy/France will be very entertaining on Sunday. I am looking forward to it.

On a more serious note, some scary things have been going on...such as North Korea attempting to provoke the world into action and gas prices shooting up again. There is talk that oil could reach $100 a barrel. Whew...that wouldn't be good news for anyone.

But, anyway, that's about it for today...I thought I better update since I hadn't for a few days. I haven't been to work to update so that's why they have been so few and far between. I will return to the office on Monday so updates will be back to normal.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Eat Them Dogs

To many, the 4th of July stands for Independence and the founding of a nation...but, to the people at Coney Island, it means Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest. And what a contest it is! For the 6th consecutive year, Takeru Kobayashi of Japan won the contest by downing 53 3/4 hot dogs in 12 minutes, a new world record. But unlike years past, Kobayashi has some serious competition in an American, Joey Chestnut, who managed 52 hot dogs.

Chestnut jumped to an early lead in the competition, up by 2-3 hot dogs at different points in the competition. But the American hit the wall and turned red faced, veins bulging from his forehead as Kobayashi methodically downed the dogs after dipping them into a soft drink. Kobayashi took the lead with about 3 minutes remaining and would not relinquish it despite the raucous crowd's support of Chestnut.

Among the competitors were another favorite, 100-pound Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas, of Alexandria, Va., who once ate 65 hard boiled eggs in a little more than 6½ minutes, and a local favorite, Eric "Badlands" Booker, a 425-pound subway conductor from Long Island who holds speed-eating records for pies and matzo balls.

Joey Chestnut remains the American hope to regain American glory in the hot dog eating contest. But it will be at least another year before the United States can stake its claim to the annual 4th of July tradition. How much longer will Americans wait before recapturing the championship? For me, it's been too long already.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Soccer could be Good

You have to ignore all my earlier posts that make fun of soccer because I'm going to counter that today by saying soccer could be a fun sport if there were some changes made...Americanize it so to speak:
  1. Do something with the officials. One ref and two line judges to cover an entire field is absolutely insane. They need 3 refs on the field and they need to be assigned to specific areas similar to basketball. This will take care of #2.
  2. Flops. Everyone in soccer is flopping all over the place and the officials call a foul for every flop. It kills the flow of the game. If the official were closer to the allegedly foul, he wouldn't call it because he would be able to see it better.
  3. Instant replay. Get over this "tradition" thing and get with the times. Questionable goals, use replay. It doesn't kill the "flow" of the game any more than the constant fouls and flops.
  4. Get rid of stop time and run the clock like a normal sport. When the ball is in play, the clock runs. Injury, out-of-bounds, clock stops. I really hate stop time.
  5. Setup more strict perimeters for yellow and red cards. It seems like one official gives a red for a little trip, another gives a yellow for a deliberate elbow to the face. Work out a system...the officials have too much discretion now.
  6. Control the fans. Americans love their sports but they are not nearly that fanatic. And, well, they won't ever be. FIFA needs to figure out a way to control soccer hooligans instead of celebrating them.

So, anyway, I have watched more World Cup than I anticipated but I feel relatively certain that after it is done, I won't watch soccer for 4 more years. If then.

Lastly today, the Tour de France is back in serious trouble after the top stars have been barred from the competition. Without Armstrong, does anyone care? But, seriously, it appears more and more likely that cycling might be the dirtiest sport in the world, easily beating MLB. That's pretty amazing to me.